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Funny Things Kids Say

Funny Things Kids Say – Kids can really brighten a day with their unintended humor. I love calling my friends and family when my kids say the funniest things and share it with them so they can have a great laugh too.

Now that my kids are older, I don’t have much to add to the funny things kids say list. Here are some of the things my kids have said that really cracked me up.

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Funny Things Kids Say

We were going around the block, my son Jayson was on his scooter and Lindsey was on her bike. For some reason, Jayson was having a tough time and fell off the scooter a couple of times.

I got frustrated because he was not figuring out what he was doing wrong and trying something different. Lindsey said, “Yeah Jayson, do it like this.” Jayson got upset. I apologized for getting frustrated and I said I was sorry. Lindsey said, “And I’m sorry too for telling you how to do it.” I said, “Lindsey, that was very nice of you to apologize to Jayson.” Lindsey said “I know my manners.”

I was heating up some rollers because I wanted to put them in my hair. The kids were watching so I explained to my son Jayson that they are just for girls. Jayson said, “So I can use these when I am a girl?” I said, you are a boy and you can’t change that. Lindsey said, “Maybe a fairy will come and change Jayson.” I said, A fairy can’t do that. Lindsey said, “Yes, fairies do that. They have a magic wand. Magic wands can do anything, didn’t you know that?”

My kids know I do not like them to say “stupid.” So, one night Jayson was having stomach pains and I gave him a heated rice sock to sleep with. It was not helping so he came to me about a half hour later, frustrated, and said “Mommy, this rice sock is not smart. It doesn’t even work.”

After my daughter’s first day of Pre-K, she was a bit overwhelmed and was having a tough time behaviorally after we got home, so I said, Lindsey if you act like this in school, nobody will want to play with you. She said, “I don’t do this at school, I only do this at home.”

Later, it continued and she wasn’t being too nice to Jayson. I said Lindsey if you keep treating Jayson like that he won’t want to play with you. Jayson said, “It’s too late, I already don’t want to play with her.”

Please share your Funny Things Kids Say funny stories with us!

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